Omgomg got my first girlfriend

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SO FUCKING HAPPY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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moteTroll:

Wait, so you didn't? xD

I think we're posting in a troll thread

LOLOLOL. Yes, real life.
No Ethan, I didn't get a girlfriend today, I've had one for 6 months now. Just thought i'd trolololollol

Oh man. xD
I haven't had a girlfriend yet. </3

Ethan wrote:

Oh man. xD
I haven't had a girlfriend yet. </3

Meh i've only had 2. First one was only for 2 days, so I hardly count it. Second has lasted 6 months.

The first one for me, just didn't know how to say no, so I don't count it. Plus middle school was a shitty time for me. Wasn't any fun. :\

Never had a girlfriend in middle school. Didn't have any girlfriends in High school until my senior year, which is just starting. But hell, I don't really care, it's just high school. Not like i'ma end up marrying anyone. Lol

Yeah, true shit.
But I don't even know how I ended up with her in Middle School. It lasted 2-3 months.
Since then, I have not had a stable relationship. Just a bunch of girls that I spent time with for a certain amount of time and then it all just stopped.
EXAMPLE: The girl I would still do anything for, We spent 4 months hanging out and at first it was almost everyday.
But that's all over now and I am broken as fuck over it. Since then, I haven't even gone looking for another girl.

Okay so I wrote a paragraph, but hit the wrong button. Shit happens. Anyways :
You got to the point where it was make it or break it. Friendzone or Dating, and it sounds like you didn't make your move. Now the other hungry alphamales are gonna come in and snatch her and then she'll be gone for good, whilst you wriggle in pain of the fact of not having her.

Not every girl is going to get gobbled up by alpha males. D':
Especially since not every girl likes alpha males.
Also for the most part the friend zone is bullshit.
Basically it usually goes two ways:
1) She actually has no interest in you, so she says that you're too good of friends. Mainly because its easier than saying they're just not interested. (This happens a lot.)
2) She actually had feelings for you at one point in time but for what ever reason got over them. (Ie. Liked you at one point but you weren't available, she didn't think it'd happen, ect)

Very rarely does anyone get "friend zoned" for real.


@Ethan: I think your problem is you focus way too much on it. Love isn't like in the movies bro. No magical romantic desu stuff happens. Being a romantic is good, overly romanticizing everything is bad. Honestly I think people take getting into a relationship way too seriously. You gotta go with the flow and put less importance on it until you're actually good and in the relationship. Other wise you tend to over think things. When it comes to getting over this chick, again I'm going to state, you have to want to get over her. Some part of you really doesn't and until you can bring yourself to want to let go, you're not going to.

Deep Clover. Deep words have fallen on this shallow guy's eyes. <3 (If that even makes sense. xD )
ANYWAYS, I think it's a mix of 1 and 2 up there. At least I would like to hope for it.
I do want to get over it though, I can't be living in her shadow forever. She was the perfect Ethan's girl though. Fit in every detail.
But I need to get over it and want to get over it. No idea how this is going trk though.

CL0V3R wrote:

Not every girl is going to get gobbled up by alpha males. D':
Especially since not every girl likes alpha males.
Also for the most part the friend zone is bullshit.
Basically it usually goes two ways:
1) She actually has no interest in you, so she says that you're too good of friends. Mainly because its easier than saying they're just not interested. (This happens a lot.)
2) She actually had feelings for you at one point in time but for what ever reason got over them. (Ie. Liked you at one point but you weren't available, she didn't think it'd happen, ect)

Very rarely does anyone get "friend zoned" for real.


@Ethan: I think your problem is you focus way too much on it. Love isn't like in the movies bro. No magical romantic desu stuff happens. Being a romantic is good, overly romanticizing everything is bad. Honestly I think people take getting into a relationship way too seriously. You gotta go with the flow and put less importance on it until you're actually good and in the relationship. Other wise you tend to over think things. When it comes to getting over this chick, again I'm going to state, you have to want to get over her. Some part of you really doesn't and until you can bring yourself to want to let go, you're not going to.

Goddess of love has spoken.

N' no, I don't think the whole alphamale thing is true. I just wanted to come up with a story. Spices things up. I do agree don't over-exaggerate things. Definitely not like the movies, otherwise I'd have been laid the next day like in some movies, which I wasn't.

I just wish it were like the movies. If it was like that, I would be so damn happy. xD
Instead, I am always depressed and shit because I am one of them hopeless romantics.

@Reseverd: For some reason the last part of that really made me lol.
It just made me imagined how my life would be if everything was a cliche love story.

Haha, sadly a lot of people really do think it works like in the movies.
I think all that does is set you up for failure and disappointment. D;
Unrealistic expectations are never good.
Especially because even when you're in the relationship you'll be unsatisfied since everything isn't always SUPER ROMANCE every second.
On a side note sex is very rarely if ever like in the movies. Why don't they ever show the awkward parts? Lol

@Ethan: You gotta stop thinking that way bro. Life doesn't work like how it works in your head.
I use to be one of those way back in the day. Then slowly I learned those expectations are really unrealistic.

Oh man, I am going to try to do this Clover. It won't be the easiest thing to pull off, but I need to get over her. If I can't get over her, than how am I going to move on in life?
I am honestly a broken man right now. Defenseless, open, and nearly hopeless. Losing hope everyday. D:
Must get stronger.

Ph six months , 1.5 years o.o

@Clov3r amateur porn videos help show the awkward moments . Or atleast the ones where they take forever to finally get going then it gets awkward and the guy changes position argues with the chick fucks and the. Blasts a load inside her and she gets freaked about being pregnant

@ Ethan try to talk to other people it helps some with some people D:
But you gotta get through your brokeness about that one girl
Plus at some ages you dont know what to do D;
Ive been with my girlfriend for like..
2 years D:

last girlfriend i had was for a month, we didnt really "click".