I'm playing Skyrim.

I've just became a vampire. What have you done with your life?

Became a werewolf.

You motherfucker.

Come at me bro.

I will...when it gets dark.

You mean when I can rape you as a wolf and nobody will see?

I mean, if you're into that type of thing...I'm a pretty open minded person.

AS am I. And you're kinda hawt.

Oh really? Well call me up on a full moon and we can do business. Literally. I need help with my taxes.

Alright, just have all your receipts and shit ready.

I'll do better than that. Ill bring wine, crackers, receipts, and hard dicks. And I'm fresh outta hard dicks.

I have some hard dicks! People keep putting them in my various orifices.

I know the feeling. Makes life hard.