For $1,000,000,000 dollars would you

Have sex with your own dad or mom (your choice) in front of everyone you know?

And thus OwlCapone was born.

#saynotoincest
#inbreeding
#howcclowncametobe

I never said i would do it

I don't think I could even achieve an erection in such a scenario.

There are a lot of things I'd do for a billion dollars if there were no consequences.