Playing the 5th generation of pokemon for the first time.

Picked Tepig as my starter, named him Bacon.

That's straight.

I tried so hard to get into anything after Latios and Latias.
Some of the attacks are pretty cool, but I just really can't get into it.

They look like fucking Zoids

Hell yeah! Zoids.

I'm playing pokemon black now. It's sort of unnerving since I can still remember playing the black and white originals and now it's 3D, has huge cities and whatnot. I feel like an old woman discovering how to use a cellphone.

Originals?
Nigga wut?

I'm sorry, I meant the games that were actually IN black and white. As in, no color. >_<