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Shit shit shit!

3.3k views · started by Frostbite · · page 1 of 2
#1
Shit shit shit!
I'm going to a CVS for a short-notice sports physical.

I kinda used to cut myself for like.... a year-ish a few months ago... and still do on occasion.
I have some REALLY bad, noticeable scars...

Anyway for me to hide them? All they're doing is checking my spine, height, weight, knees, ankles, shoulders, heartbeat, stomach, and neck. Will they even notice?
#2
You dumbfuck. LOL. Man up, take it like a man.
#3
Tatsuo wrote:
You dumbfuck. LOL. Man up, take it like a man.


You're so cool! You can tell someone they're a dumbfuck on the internets!?

Anyways, kinda not looking forward to losing my computer, ipod, phone, video games, TV, school, etc. idiot.
#4
Tell them you fell down a flight of stairs
or tell them you played football with some friends and got hurt
lieing is the fastest way out ;)
#5
Tell them you skate a lot or something and usually scrape whatever you used to cut.
#6
Suske wrote:
Tell them you fell down a flight of stairs
or tell them you played football with some friends and got hurt
lieing is the fastest way out ;)


Gabe wrote:
Tell them you skate a lot or something and usually scrape whatever you used to cut.


Ok, these cuts are like... deep, long... sits through the wrists and upper inner arm.. not scrapes xD
#7
They also check your dick/balls.
#8
Say you were assaulted? Dropped some needles sewing and fell on them.
#9
Why would you lie about it? You obviously need help.
And if the situation's already been taken care of and those are just old scars, then go ahead and tell them the truth. What is some CVS pharmacist going to do? It's not really their business.
#10
Haha
Your crazy
Get over it
Let them know they could help you.
And yeah i could call you A Dumb Fuck in real life
#11
Defy wrote:
They also check your dick/balls.


Really? Here they dont, they just ask if you've been checking atleast monthly...

Gabe wrote:
Say you were assaulted? Dropped some needles sewing and fell on them.


Your replies are hilarious xD
But why would someone assault you by cutting you on the inner bicep leaving ore than 20 scars, and on the wrist under where you conveniently where a zipper bracelet 24/7? haha
#12
Gina wrote:
Haha
Your crazy
Get over it
Let them know they could help you.
And yeah i could call you A Dumb Fuck in real life


If I had a knife under 8 inches long, I could kill you before you got the word "dumb" out of your mouth, as long as you were less than 150 feet away.
#13
No you couldn't...
#14
Frostbite wrote:
If I had a knife under 8 inches long, I could kill you before you got the word "dumb" out of your mouth, as long as you were less than 150 feet away.

Woah. It's the internet. Calm yourself. :/
#15
Don't feed the troll, guyz.
#16
Drakonid wrote:
No you couldn't...


2000 dollars says I took 2000 dollars in classes to learn to do that among other things. Not from like, a pro or anything, but yes, I can throw knives very well.
#17
Rundeer wrote:
Don't feed the troll, guyz.


And you are?
#18
Frostbite wrote:
2000 dollars says I took 2000 dollars in classes to learn to do that among other things. Not from like, a pro or anything, but yes, I can throw knives very well.


I'm impressed.
#19
Frostbite wrote:
2000 dollars says I took 2000 dollars in classes to learn to do that among other things. Not from like, a pro or anything, but yes, I can throw knives very well.


Cool story bro.
#20
ksrocks333 wrote:
I'm impressed.


I'm not.
Bitch (it was a girl) taught me shit that were like... impossible situations.
#21
Frostbite wrote:
I'm not.
Bitch (it was a girl) taught me shit that were like... impossible situations.
Ok. That's ok, I guess, if you're into that kind of stuff. :/
#22
Drakonid wrote:
Cool story bro.


Oh you're so cool! I wish I could come up with witty meme's!
#23
I papercut my eyelid will i get in trouble for that? i dont want therapy D=
#24
Mx250z wrote:
I papercut my eyelid will i get in trouble for that? i dont want therapy D=


Hehehehe .
#25
Frostbite wrote:
Oh you're so cool! I wish I could come up with witty meme's!


Oh, you're so cool, you can brag and threat over the internet.
#26
Fight. <3
#27
Drakonid wrote:
Oh, you're so cool, you can brag and threat over the internet.


Brag..? I got raped, so I took drastic self-defense classes because my mom is like, insane.
#28
Frostbite wrote:
Brag..? I got raped, so I took drastic self-defense classes because my mom is like, insane.


Yes, telling the internet about your problems is a great idea.

You're a girl?
#29
ksrocks333 wrote:
Yes, telling the internet about your problems is a great idea.

You're a girl?


Nope. Guy.
#30
you know beastiality is ok in some countries?
#31
Mx250z wrote:
you know beastiality is ok in some countries?


No shit? That's messed up.
#32
Frostbite wrote:
Nope. Guy.

'da fuck? did you get raped by a guy? D:
#33
ever heard of 2girls 1 cup?
#34
ksrocks333 wrote:
'da fuck? did you get raped by a guy? D:


Mhm. What of it?
#35
i tried to rape a girl, got the ruffies in her drink and got her to drink it. Of course i was totally fucked up, i took a drink out of her drink too! WHAT A FUCKING WASTE!
#36
Frostbite wrote:
Mhm. What of it?

That just sucks dude.
#37
Mx250z wrote:
i tried to rape a girl, got the ruffies in her drink and got her to drink it. Of course i was totally fucked up, i took a drink out of her drink too! WHAT A FUCKING WASTE!

[/hangover reference]
#38
ksrocks333 wrote:
[/hangover reference]


i was being serious....
#39
I don't see how knife-throwing skills are going to keep you from being raped.

"I think that guy 100 feet that way is gonna rape me! Taste my blade, fucker!"
#40
LOL 10charcters