My body is trolling me.

So this is what I ate while on my 'vacation':
Day 1:
bag of jalapeno jerky
bag of trail mix
bacon double cheeseburger (five guys)
french fries
beer
habenero alligator
whiskey
jelly beans

Day 2:
jelly beans
bacon double cheeseburger (five guys)
Cajun fries
5 beers
half a gallon (literally) of trash can punch (6 alcohols mixed together with fruit punch)
pizza
cupcake
6 shots
4 long island ice teas

Day 3 (morning):
double cheeseburger (in-n-out)
animal fries
Twix

I could feel my body shutting down, but whatever.

Thing is, I'm underweight. ~133 and I'm supposed to be 135. I was hoping this would knock me up to normal when I got back home.

Weighed myself.

Lost four pounds.

Like.

What.

Even.

Also yes I was really shitfaced on day 2. My god the stories I have from that day.

My penis is trolling you 2

I thought I gained like 7 pounds. mfw nope.

Also Five Guys. Best burger I'm ever had.
DAYM DAYM DAYM

get a fat injection you skinny bitch

I like the one cupcake on day two. At least you know your limit when it comes to baked goods.

Was that Day 2 when you were texting me, telling me how you were smashed drunk?

I forgot I also had a street vendor hot dog on Day 2. I knew I was forgetting something.

Because I totally forgot I ordered it. I tried to order one at like 4am, and they told me all about myself. I had apparently stopped by earlier that "night" and ate one and had like a conversation with the vendor people about all the shit I'd done that day so far. So I ate that.

noone texts me. faggs

Flareboy323 wrote:

Was that Day 2 when you were texting me, telling me how you were smashed drunk?

I don't remember this, so probably.

Except vaguely now that you mentioned it.

I remember texting a lot of people. Kinda.

ccgamer wrote:

noone texts me. faggs

My digits are in my sig. IDC if LG members text me.

GAMEchief wrote:

I thought I gained like 7 pounds. mfw nope.

Also Five Guys. Best burger I'm ever had.
DAYM DAYM DAYM

Five Guys has sick fries too. I could down a large fry from there.

GAMEchief wrote:

My digits are in my sig. IDC if LG members text me.

meh ill probably bother you when i have a phone. i dont even have digits atm. ;P just felt like being difficult

GAMEchief wrote:

I don't remember this, so probably.

Except vaguely now that you mentioned it.

I remember texting a lot of people. Kinda.

I said "Hey, what's up?" and you replied:

"I'm so drunk, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

And I said "oh, having fun with that?" and I think you said something along the lines of "yes, extremely, you should try it"

I was surprised you were typing so well for being smashed drunk

Flareboy323 wrote:

I said "Hey, what's up?" and you replied:

"I'm so drunk, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

And I said "oh, having fun with that?" and I think you said something along the lines of "yes, extremely, you should try it"

I was surprised you were typing so well for being smashed drunk

Its called being an expert.

ccgamer wrote:

meh ill probably bother you when i have a phone. i dont even have digits atm. ;P just felt like being difficult

Get Google Voice.

Flareboy323 wrote:

I said "Hey, what's up?" and you replied:

"I'm so drunk, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

And I said "oh, having fun with that?" and I think you said something along the lines of "yes, extremely, you should try it"

I was surprised you were typing so well for being smashed drunk

The giveaway that you're full of shit is that you're literally the only person in the world who says "haha" ever.

Flareboy323: Hey, whats up?
Me: Druuuuuuuunk
Flareboy323: Sounds like a blast
Me: I drank four beers, and then half a gallon alcohol, and then like six long islands. It was pretty fun.

Your memory is fucking lame, bro.
I also forgot the shots. Also also my typing was pretty bad sometimes. Just not in the two messages I sent you. I was talking to a few friends of mine for a while, though.

ya bish wrote:

Its called being an expert.

Yeah, most people can never tell I'm drunk. I also don't get hangovers.

GAMEchief wrote:

Get Google Voice.


The giveaway that you're full of shit is that you're literally the only person in the world who says "haha" ever.

Your memory is fucking lame, bro.
I also forgot the shots. Also also my typing was pretty bad sometimes. Just not in the two messages I sent you. I was talking to a few friends of mine for a while, though.


Yeah, most people can never tell I'm drunk. I also don't get hangovers.

fuck you.
whats google voice?

Free texting service.

And deal with it. I didn't even get a hangover when I got alcohol poisoning. I don't even get headaches. I used to sometimes. Not anymore ever. The only time I had one after the age of 15 was after I did shrooms, but I think that's because I was dehydrated. Alcohol has always been kind to me.

GAMEchief wrote:

Free texting service.

And deal with it. I didn't even get a hangover when I got alcohol poisoning. I don't even get headaches. I used to sometimes. Not anymore ever. The only time I had one after the age of 15 was after I did shrooms, but I think that's because I was dehydrated. Alcohol has always been kind to me.

i just never thought you could not get a hangover. ive never met someone like that. xP

I've met a few. Definitely in the minority. Only drawback to alcohol for me is liver damage. No sickness, no hangover, no/little loss of motor control, etc.
Probably because my prefrontal cortex is just insanely large.

You know what they say about a man with a large prefrontal cortex.

The worst hangover I have ever had was at ISU. It was devastating.
I spent the entire day on my buddy's futon and watched football.
He went to the dining center and came back and thought I was dead.
It was legit .

The burgers are pretty good, their fries top it all.

GAMEchief wrote:

I've met a few. Definitely in the minority. Only drawback to alcohol for me is liver damage. No sickness, no hangover, no/little loss of motor control, etc.
Probably because my prefrontal cortex is just insanely large.

You know what they say about a man with a large prefrontal cortex.

whisper:

They have insomnia.

true.. true. oh and about google voice.
i'll end up looking it up later. for texting i normally use Bluestacks app player and use Textplus. but Bluestacks is laggy and crashy >.>

Gaining weight is a similar process to losing weight if you're under weight. Eating tons of junk won't help you gain weight, it'll simply store up as fat (which weighs less than muscle) and if not combined with excercise, it will not add much weight since you won't keep it. It is an excellent way to destroy your digestive system though lol. Try eating alot of lean protein and doing some muscle intensive workouts. CURL THEM DUMBBELLS!

PrincessFluttershy wrote:

Gaining weight is a similar process to losing weight if you're under weight. Eating tons of junk won't help you gain weight, it'll simply store up as fat (which weighs less than muscle) and if not combined with excercise, it will not add much weight since you won't keep it. It is an excellent way to destroy your digestive system though lol. Try eating alot of lean protein and doing some muscle intensive workouts. CURL THEM DUMBBELLS!

Bro, I lift. I'm not totally ripped yet or anything, but I've been going regularly, with daily exercise at home on days I don't go, with a full-body workout plan since January.

I just don't gain. Ergo my body is trolling me.

GAMEchief wrote:

Bro, I lift. I'm not totally ripped yet or anything, but I've been going regularly, with daily exercise at home on days I don't go, with a full-body workout plan since January.

I just don't gain. Ergo my body is trolling me.

Bro do you even lift? Loljk

Try drinking protein shakes and consuming more calories over a daily basis. You would literally need to consume 3500-4000 calories in excess of the required calorie intake in order to gain weight. That means even given all those things you ate, unless you did it for 1 week straight, you probably wouldn't notice a single pound of change. Believe me, by the time you notice it eating stuff like that, you'll feel awful health wise too LOL.

Eat more on a daily basis! Short term weight gain is like short term weight loss - it doesn't work!

I have the same problem as game. I've tried protein everything, working out, supplements, even talked to a "specialist" and nothing has come of any of it (I gain maybe 3-4 pounds then end up losing it despite staying on regimen)

SilkyNick wrote:

I have the same problem as game. I've tried protein everything, working out, supplements, even talked to a "specialist" and nothing has come of any of it (I gain maybe 3-4 pounds then end up losing it despite staying on regimen)

GAMEchief wrote:

Bro, I lift. I'm not totally ripped yet or anything, but I've been going regularly, with daily exercise at home on days I don't go, with a full-body workout plan since January.

I just don't gain. Ergo my body is trolling me.

fuck you both.i gain weight like ... i dont even know man. i eat healthy (99% of le time) and manage to either stay the same weight, or fluxuate by a few lbs

ccgamer wrote:

fuck you both.i gain weight like ... i dont even know man. i eat healthy (99% of le time) and manage to either stay the same weight, or fluxuate by a few lbs

If you have stomach surgery, you stop feeling hunger. I lost my appetite following my gall bladder removal. I lost 20 pounds in the first week because I felt like I had just eaten an entire cow regardless of how much food was in me.

GAMEchief wrote:

Also Five Guys. Best burger I'm ever had.
DAYM DAYM DAYM

Everyone says that. I'm unimpressed.

It seems that the quality changes on a per-location basis. I hear their fries are the best and burgers are meh at a lot of places, but I had the exact reverse experience.

GAMEchief wrote:

It seems that the quality changes on a per-location basis. I hear their fries are the best and burgers are meh at a lot of places, but I had the exact reverse experience.

It does.There are three where I live and the closest one to me is the worst in town but I've also been to all of them and never found any of them to warrant repeat business. Though I also don't care for thicker cut fries so they weren't going to win me over there.