A preserved archive of the Logical Gamers community forums, 2009-2025. The original threads and posts, served read-only. Registration, posting and private messages are gone for good.

What crimes have you committed in life?

3.1k views · started by 323 · · page 2 of 2
#41
Is that not normal? I feel like I don't think I'd believe if someone said they've never shot fire works, but then I don't know how urban kids would do it. I imagine they all do it illegally like you, because I can't imagine not having these experiences. Fireworks are just like a part of childhood in rural areas. And if you didn't play space ants or that stuff, what do you do with them? Just shoot them up?


Firecrackers = illegal
Bottle rockets = illegal
Mortars (big ones that shoot in the air and go boom, like at fireworks shows) = illegal
Practically anything that shoots in the air = illegal

All the stores around me just sold fountains, and to get any illegal stuff you would bring it in from Ohio, it was the closest state to me where people could buy all of that legally.

How to have fun with fountain fireworks, a definitive guide written by less-privileged urban-area kids (a.k.a. kids with no illegal/fun fireworks)

1.) Turn fountain over
2.) Hold fountain and point at people
3.) tip fountain over or throw things at it while it's going
4.) Put tons of leaves on top of fountain, epic lulz ensue

And that's about it. When all of the illegal fireworks were made legal (right before 4th of July last year) where I live, it was a fucking holiday. For at least three months, you would hear mortars going off every single night. It was great.
#42
Of course I now what a mortar is. Legal bro. The fuck is a fountain? You mean a roman candle?
#43
Of course I now what a mortar is. Legal bro. The fuck is a fountain? You mean a roman candle?


Nope, nothing that cool. A fountain is a faggot of a firework that just shoots pretty colored sparks and shit like three feet in the air. Shit is gay.
#44
Absolutely nothing. I've been a good boy :>.
#45
Nope, nothing that cool. A fountain is a faggot of a firework that just shoots pretty colored sparks and shit like three feet in the air. Shit is gay.

lol? Roman candles are the next step up after bottle rockets here. Those fountains are just considered children's toys. They sell them at toy stores, I believe.
#46
Killed my little brother in the tub
#47
Some minuscule things, Im sure ive broken laws without knowing but nothing ive done in relation to gaia was illegal in any way.
What crimes have you committed in life? - Page 2 | Logical Gamers Archive