Happy birthday, Torian!

Your officially 21 & a pedophile. You are now considered a threat to people under age 13. Congratulations.

Thats... Lovely.
Happy birthday, I think.
Have fun getting wasted.

You can have my brother though. I don't like him. I sewed his mouth shut so there won't be any screaming and I can sleep peacefully.

<_< Happy birthday Torian. Share ur cake? XD

::Jack:: wrote:

<_< Happy birthday Torian. Share ur cake? XD

He said no. >
You can't stop vomitting enough sweets already. /signature.

Well no cake, just a lot of booze and something called gum laced with tobacco.

Just under the age of 13?

HE can drink nao

Torian you're like seven months older than me.
Happy birthday.

Well, how about 16-?

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birth day Torian

Frostbite wrote:

Happy Birthday!

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/steals and runs.

Happy birthday, I love you. i hope yur az drunk as i am