Moving in with La Vie Cruelle.
Said username so no-one thinks it's with iJenn <_>
-In Louisiana.
-Splitting rent.
-No you may not join us D<
-In Louisiana.
-Splitting rent.
-No you may not join us D<
Moving in with La Vie Cruelle.
3.9k views · started by Torian · · page 1 of 2
May I join you?
You pay my half of the rent and we got a deal ;3
My half too. That's the only way.
What if I pay half of each of your rents, in music.
No room for me?
Free blowjobs?
I call bullshit, I'm basically a cooler Aleena 
Only Jenny will benefit from the BJ, money is my sexual stimulation.
I can eat food that other people cook.
What is a la vie cruelle, and where can you buy one?
MY QUALIFICATIONS:
-Ability to survive with nothing but a wall outlet (for laptop) and a jacket
-Ability to go without eating for days (in case you forget I exist)
-Ability to create party playlists for all kinds of situations (for free!)
-Ability to listen to people bitch for hours on end, without bitching back
-I can bring an HDtv, a wii with tons of games (homebrewed as well), an Xbox 360, and a PS2 (maybe even my super gaymin computer!)
-I enjoy cleaning and organizing things
-You can brush my hair
-Ability to survive with nothing but a wall outlet (for laptop) and a jacket
-Ability to go without eating for days (in case you forget I exist)
-Ability to create party playlists for all kinds of situations (for free!)
-Ability to listen to people bitch for hours on end, without bitching back
-I can bring an HDtv, a wii with tons of games (homebrewed as well), an Xbox 360, and a PS2 (maybe even my super gaymin computer!)
-I enjoy cleaning and organizing things
-You can brush my hair
So you use tons of electric power, that'll increase your rent fees.
Nope, I only use as much as my laptop needs to stay alive.
The rest of the electronics are optional.
The rest of the electronics are optional.
Kain wrote:MY QUALIFICATIONS:
-Ability to survive with nothing but a wall outlet (for laptop) and a jacket
-Ability to go without eating for days (in case you forget I exist)
-Ability to create party playlists for all kinds of situations (for free!)
-Ability to listen to people bitch for hours on end, without bitching back
-I can bring an HDtv, a wii with tons of games (homebrewed as well), an Xbox 360, and a PS2 (maybe even my super gaymin computer!)
-I enjoy cleaning and organizing things
-You can brush my hair
Aleena's TV is bigger, and does all that, plus has money.
>_> And I can't take you everywhere barbie. </3
Edit: also, I already have a wii with all accessories and homebrew; a ps3; an Xbox360.
You can though! As long as I don't have to talk to people I don't know, I'll go anywhere.
o-o This thread is getting interesting.
Kain wrote:You can though! As long as I don't have to talk to people I don't know, I'll go anywhere.
But that's the main requirement! You have to love my friends. Especially the slutty one that likes to be wasted 24/7. You have to do the talking for me because I can't stand a minute of illogical conversation with her, but Jason can.
Psshawness, I only entertain her when she's in a bad emo drunken state!
Oh, I can talk to drunk people.
They give me hugs and touch me in special places but I'm not supposed to tell people that 
You don't really have to talk to them, just pretend you're listening and nod every once in a while, kinda like talking t
men...
men...La Vie Cruelle wrote:She would touch you and you get instant aids. True story.
I'd have people to help me with stuff? Neat-o!
I'd let her touch me but I'm afraid she'd give me aids.
This thread is balls.
I say you guys let Mota live with you.
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Flareboy323 wrote:I say you guys let Mota live with you.
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I can't distinguish the gender of Mota
@ title: All of LG so jelly for once.
Flareboy323 wrote:I say you guys let Mota live with you.
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Fuck sarcasm, Vie's home is now the international headquarters of the LG commune, please begin migrating there at once.