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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass.

1.2k views · started by Soph ·
#1
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass.
I get to eat bubblegum when I wake up!!!!!!!!!!!
And nobody can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!
#2
Soph wrote:
I get to eat bubblegum when I wake up!!!!!!!!!!!
And nobody can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!


Masturbating
#3
I can eat bubblegum regardless of day.
#4
GAMEchief wrote:
I can eat bubblegum regardless of day.


Yeah so can I. Can't everyone that's not 12?
#5
/sadface.
I always get hissed at when I eat too much sweets :<
#6
Soph wrote:
/sadface.
I always get hissed at when I eat too much sweets :<


I wasn't aware gum was a sweet. It has like 2g of sugar maybe.
Plus doesn't it help stuff if you chew it after you brush your teeth?
#7
I love gum :o I always have wayyyyy too much of it, I have like six boxes of hubba bubba right now, but they last me forever because they have so much gum in each box.
#8
C0FFINCASE wrote:
I wasn't aware gum was a sweet. It has like 2g of sugar maybe.
Plus doesn't it help stuff if you chew it after you brush your teeth?

Noooo that sugary watermelon candy bubblegum :(
Not xylitol gum :(

I love gum :o I always have wayyyyy too much of it, I have like six boxes of hubba bubba right now, but they last me forever because they have so much gum in each box.

Yeeeeeeeahhhhh, hubba bubba is the shit!
#9
Who the fuck eats hubba bubba?

whisper:
12yr olds


Stride, son.
#10
GAMEchief wrote:
Who the fuck eats hubba bubba?

whisper:
12yr olds


Stride, son.

i fucking love stride.
inb4 someone mentions 5 gum. which is ass juice.
#11
Yeah. This girl I'm seeing likes 5. I wanted to tell her she's dumb but that's rude.
#12
GAMEchief wrote:
Yeah. This girl I'm seeing likes 5. I wanted to tell her she's dumb but that's rude.


she need to hear it man.
#13
If it's what I need to say, it's probably what she needs to hear.
#14
Who changed the title? Lol. Also, I literally eat every kind of gum ever (Except 5, the flavor lasts for like two minutes ) and hubba bub a just tastes like candy, lol. At school I chew either Stride or Arctic Ice (SUPER minty) or just eat Altoids, because I love the mintyness and it helps me concentrate.
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#16
I fucking love Bazooka Bubblegum, I used to buy boxes and boxes and send in the wrappers and get cool free stuff
#17
I fucking love Bazooka Bubblegum, I used to buy boxes and boxes and send in the wrappers and get cool free stuff


They used to come with baseball cards.

also
#18
lol. I was going to give Flare credit for not being young and chewing Bazooka, but then I realized it was after they stopped giving out cards.
I thought they just went out of existence after they stopped having cards in them.
#19
GAMEchief wrote:
lol. I was going to give Flare credit for not being young and chewing Bazooka, but then I realized it was after they stopped giving out cards.
I thought they just went out of existence after they stopped having cards in them.


Nw, They just only did the packets with the comics for wrappers. It was a fun little concept.
#20
C0FFINCASE wrote:
They used to come with baseball cards.

also


ohmysatan

that was the best fucking gum ever.

I still have some sitting in my dresser drawer, it's orgasmic.

the flavor was gone in like 3 seconds though, lol.

Also @Game: I remember having the cards for like the first two boxes, then it was like a year before I had another box and all there were was comics.
#21
Omg why the fuck do you guys have nice things and stupid healthy fitness fuck Finland doesn't.
We only have Hubba Bubba and Fini bubblegum in candy stores, TWO FREAKING BRANDS, 2.
Unless juicy fruit counts.

I need to order some stuff off da interwebs.

Also, whoever changed the title is awesome.
#22
Soph wrote:
I get to eat bubblegum when I wake up!!!!!!!!!!!
And nobody can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!


It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm a paraplegic.
#23
I prefer Orbit for a clean mouth.
#24
Soph wrote:
Omg why the fuck do you guys have nice things and stupid healthy fitness fuck Finland doesn't.
We only have Hubba Bubba and Fini bubblegum in candy stores, TWO FREAKING BRANDS, 2.
Unless juicy fruit counts.

I need to order some stuff off da interwebs.

Also, whoever changed the title is awesome.

Juicy Fruit does count as a brand of gum, but it doesn't get credibility since it lasts like 2 seconds as well.
#25
Soph wrote:
Omg why the fuck do you guys have nice things and stupid healthy fitness fuck Finland doesn't.
We only have Hubba Bubba and Fini bubblegum in candy stores, TWO FREAKING BRANDS, 2.
Unless juicy fruit counts.

I need to order some stuff off da interwebs.

Also, whoever changed the title is awesome.


The freedom of America revolves around your right to choose between twenty plus bands of anything
#26
C0FFINCASE wrote:
The freedom of America revolves around your right to choose between twenty plus bands of anything

We have like 40 different gums with Xylitol. Gotta be overly proud of something we "invented". They don't taste as good tho :(
#27
Soph wrote:
We have like 40 different gums with Xylitol. Gotta be overly proud of something we "invented". They don't taste as good tho :(


You guys invented that? Cool o: I don't buy a lot of gum with that though, since it's poisonous for pets and I have two cats and two dogs :C
#28
You guys invented that? Cool o: I don't buy a lot of gum with that though, since it's poisonous for pets and I have two cats and two dogs :C

my dog keeps trying to eat gum he finds on the floor. it irritates the fuck out of me because i know that shit woul kill him but he tries so hard to get to it.
#29
ccgamer wrote:
my dog keeps trying to eat gum he finds on the floor. it irritates the fuck out of me because i know that shit woul kill him but he tries so hard to get to it.


my dog ate a plastic bowl once, all because it had a bit of butter in it.

it was not a good day.
#30
my dog ate a plastic bowl once, all because it had a bit of butter in it.

it was not a good day.

my dog eats anything it lays eyes on.
because i guess thats a dog thing..
#31
ccgamer wrote:
my dog keeps trying to eat gum he finds on the floor. it irritates the fuck out of me because i know that shit woul kill him but he tries so hard to get to it.

Why the fuck do you have so much gum on the floor?
#32
Soph wrote:
We have like 40 different gums with Xylitol. Gotta be overly proud of something we "invented". They don't taste as good tho :(


Xylitol was discovered almost simultaneously by German and French chemists in the late 19th century, the largest manufacturer globally is the Danish company Danisco.
#33
GAMEchief wrote:
Why the fuck do you have so much gum on the floor?


when hes outside he sniffs it out >.>
#34
C0FFINCASE wrote:
Xylitol was discovered almost simultaneously by German and French chemists in the late 19th century, the largest manufacturer globally is the Danish company Danisco.

Popularized by us.
#35
Soph wrote:
Popularized by us.


Sure, why not.
Finland: The France of Gum