[Moderator Application] Moderator of the Moderator Forum

So this is my official application to become moderator of the moderator forum.

As some of you may know, the moderator forum has no moderator.

I've been here since 2011, and I've got about 337 posts at the time of writing this.

Also, according to my profile I'm Spectacularly Active.

I have more than basic knowledge of computing as well as programming, networking concepts, and I can name twelve aquatic mammals off the top of my head.

I love LG, and I love you guys, and if I get the position I'll do my best, 24/7, 365 days a year to improve the moderator forum.

Do not trust this man, Unintelligible and me would make a much better duo for this position! We will each work twice as hard for the same price as Isonyx. That's 4x the amount of work!

Plus, we can google 100 aquatic mammals AND felines off the top of our desktop.

Tree wrote:

Do not trust this man, Unintelligible and me would make a much better duo for this position! We will each work twice as hard for the same price as Isonyx. That's 4x the amount of work!

Plus, we can google 100 aquatic mammals AND felines off the top of our desktop.

Unintelligible and I*

Ladies and gentlemen of LG, fuck this guy.

He's not even a proper person, he's Australian, and he clearly doesn't hold a proper mastery of the English language.

Isonyx wrote:

Unintelligible and I*

Ladies and gentlemen of LG, fuck this guy.

He's not even a proper person, he's Australian, and he clearly doesn't hold a proper mastery of the English language.

AHAH! THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG MY SWORN ENEMY! I AM 'MURICAN, NOT AUSTRALIAN. PROVE ME WRONG BRO.

Tree wrote:

Do not trust this man, Unintelligible and me would make a much better duo for this position! We will each work twice as hard for the same price as Isonyx. That's 4x the amount of work!

Plus, we can google 100 aquatic mammals AND felines off the top of our desktop.

I vote yes. Just imagine it. 2 heads may be better than 1. But 3 heads are better than 2 -- We can be the "Big Three."

I know it's unlikely that this happens, but if Isonyx was active (also an unlikely scenario) he could contribute just about as much as we could.

JOKES ASIDE, ISONYX SUCKZ EGGS.

Now do the rain dance everybody!

Tree wrote:

AHAH! THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG MY SWORN ENEMY! I AM 'MURICAN, NOT AUSTRALIAN. PROVE ME WRONG BRO.

prove ME wrong motherfucker.

The Unintelligible wrote:

I vote yes. Just imagine it. 2 heads may be better than 1. But 3 heads are better than 2 -- We can be the "Big Three."

I know it's unlikely that this happens, but if Isonyx was active (also an unlikely scenario) he could contribute just about as much as we could.

also, I'm good with the big 3 thing if you two want to team up.

btw. you clearly didn't read my user tag.

BROTHER PREPARE FOR WAR, WHICH SIDE WILL YOU CHOOSE. ISONYX OR TREE.

MY SIDE HAS:

    [b]PANCAKES

    HOOKERS

    CHEESECAKE

    STREAMERS[/b]

    fresh air

    water (oceans, lakes, etc.)

    the beach

    white/black/green sands

    waves big and small

    whales/whale-watching

    birds/bird-watching

    seasons

    sunshine accompanied by a cool breeze

    aurora borealis

    plant growth from seedlings

    panoramic views

    fresh green blades of grass (for walking barefoot or napping)

    conversation

    flirting

    bonding

    laughter

    forgiveness

    friendship

    a support system

    advice from trusted friends

    strangers performing unexpected acts of kindness/paying it forward

    library books

    search engines

    choosing positivity

    music

    exercise

    thoughts, thoughtfulness

    looking within and listening to oneself

    skills

    practice

    sisterhood

    motherhood (well, it costs a little bit)

    femininity

    feminism (almost free)

    feminine wiles (free +)

    girl talk

    hair flipping

    cleavage (real or illusory)

    masculinity

    a deep, resonant voice

    fatherhood (costs about as much as motherhood)

    guy talk

    big, strong hands

    socially accepted facial hair

    Musculus pectoralis major

    yoga

    running

    swimming (alone or with dolphins)

    dancing

    walking

    bike-riding

    kickboxing

    martial arts

    municipally-run playgrounds and parks

    dining al fresco

    touch

    holding hands

    intimacy between two people

    ancient ruins

    ancient hieroglyphs

    history and historical figures

    the wings of a hummingbird

    hugging your child

    wandering aimlessly while humming a happy tune

    stumbling and getting up again and again

    lessons from Fiddler on the Roof

    birth and babies (free for most species except humans in developed countries and zoo animals)

    holding a baby

    receiving gifts

    gratefulness

    sharing/generosity

    every day and every night

    fond memories

    mental math

    learning

    language(s), verbal, unspoken, body or dead

    un-learning less-than-good habits

    reasoning/critical thinking

    rationalization

    literacy

    interpretations (of the law, of stories, of facts, circumstances, etc.) that foster freedom

    finding/fashioning loopholes (in order to play more, laugh harder, live better, etc.)

    questions and answers

    seeking and finding

    a crush

    being in love

    love

    commitment

    devotion

    loyalty

    dreaming

    daydreaming

    fiction stories

    songwriting

    fantasy

    imagination

    illusion/magic

    problem-solving abilities

    street performers

    window displays

    free museum days in most major U.S. cities

    sandcastles and rock sculptures

    a bonfire

    tango

    your spirit

    inspiration

    the stars, shooting stars

    chili peppers from your (or your friend’s) garden

Big 3!
Big 3!
Bug 3
Bib 4
Bob's Burgers

Tree wrote:

BROTHER PREPARE FOR WAR, WHICH SIDE WILL YOU CHOOSE. ISONYX OR TREE.

MY SIDE HAS:

    [b]PANCAKES

    HOOKERS

    CHEESECAKE

    STREAMERS[/b]

    fresh air

    water (oceans, lakes, etc.)

    the beach

    white/black/green sands

    waves big and small

    whales/whale-watching

    birds/bird-watching

    seasons

    sunshine accompanied by a cool breeze

    aurora borealis

    plant growth from seedlings

    panoramic views

    fresh green blades of grass (for walking barefoot or napping)

    conversation

    flirting

    bonding

    laughter

    forgiveness

    friendship

    a support system

    advice from trusted friends

    strangers performing unexpected acts of kindness/paying it forward

    library books

    search engines

    choosing positivity

    music

    exercise

    thoughts, thoughtfulness

    looking within and listening to oneself

    skills

    practice

    sisterhood

    motherhood (well, it costs a little bit)

    femininity

    feminism (almost free)

    feminine wiles (free +)

    girl talk

    hair flipping

    cleavage (real or illusory)

    masculinity

    a deep, resonant voice

    fatherhood (costs about as much as motherhood)

    guy talk

    big, strong hands

    socially accepted facial hair

    Musculus pectoralis major

    yoga

    running

    swimming (alone or with dolphins)

    dancing

    walking

    bike-riding

    kickboxing

    martial arts

    municipally-run playgrounds and parks

    dining al fresco

    touch

    holding hands

    intimacy between two people

    ancient ruins

    ancient hieroglyphs

    history and historical figures

    the wings of a hummingbird

    hugging your child

    wandering aimlessly while humming a happy tune

    stumbling and getting up again and again

    lessons from Fiddler on the Roof

    birth and babies (free for most species except humans in developed countries and zoo animals)

    holding a baby

    receiving gifts

    gratefulness

    sharing/generosity

    every day and every night

    fond memories

    mental math

    learning

    language(s), verbal, unspoken, body or dead

    un-learning less-than-good habits

    reasoning/critical thinking

    rationalization

    literacy

    interpretations (of the law, of stories, of facts, circumstances, etc.) that foster freedom

    finding/fashioning loopholes (in order to play more, laugh harder, live better, etc.)

    questions and answers

    seeking and finding

    a crush

    being in love

    love

    commitment

    devotion

    loyalty

    dreaming

    daydreaming

    fiction stories

    songwriting

    fantasy

    imagination

    illusion/magic

    problem-solving abilities

    street performers

    window displays

    free museum days in most major U.S. cities

    sandcastles and rock sculptures

    a bonfire

    tango

    your spirit

    inspiration

    the stars, shooting stars

    chili peppers from your (or your friend’s) garden

Your list has nothing on my exclusive club which features all but 2 things:

-Blackjack
-HOOKERS

wat it do

The Unintelligible wrote:

Your list has nothing on my exclusive club which features all but 2 things:

-Blackjack
-HOOKERS

wat it do

Hookers + Pancakes + cheesecake > blackjack + hookers

i would ask people to join my club, but it's too secret.... I've already said too much

Use wrote:

i would ask people to join my club, but it's too secret.... I've already said too much

Nobody wants to join your club. Do we need to poke you away with the sticks again?

Tree wrote:

Nobody wants to join your club. Do we need to poke you away with the sticks again?

Im not welcome anywhere

Use wrote:

Im not welcome anywhere

hey man, I welcome you.
you're special to me.

vote isonyx.

Tree wrote:

Hookers + Pancakes + cheesecake > blackjack + hookers

No fair dude you cheated

Ninja editing your posts n shiz.

Isonyx wrote:

hey man, I welcome you.
you're special to me.

vote isonyx.

What do I vote you for
whats the point of this thread
what does my life mean...

The Unintelligible wrote:

No fair dude you cheated

Ninja editing your posts n shiz.

IT'S IN YOUR QUOTE OF MY POST

Use wrote:

Im not welcome anywhere

Man as cheesy as that was, I must say ur pretty cool.

I imagine you as one of those mean biker guys. I think I just found my life ambition.. I wanna be just liek you wen i grow up.

Use wrote:

What do I vote you for
whats the point of this thread
what does my life mean...

vote me for moderator of the moderator forum my dude.
idk what your life means.
but it's meaningful to me.

Isonyx wrote:

but it's meaningful to me.

this.

Let's all give Use here a group hug.

The Unintelligible wrote:

Man as cheesy as that was, I must say ur pretty cool.

I imagine you as one of those mean biker guys. I think I just found my life ambition.. I wanna be just liek you wen i grow up.

someday kid, some day...

The Unintelligible wrote:

this.

Let's all give Use here a group hug.

Isonyx wrote:

vote me for moderator of the moderator forum my dude.
idk what your life means.
but it's meaningful to me.

Use wrote:

someday kid, some day...

cmere

cmere sonny...

The Unintelligible wrote:

cmere sonny...

whisper:

my c00l gaya avatar

hhhhoooooooootttttt

Use wrote:

hhhhoooooooootttttt

ISO POST YOUR ACCOUNT BACK I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME.

I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH BACK TO MY OLD ACCOUNT. THE PROGENITOR.



Ya, fly like a G6.

The Unintelligible wrote:

ISO POST YOUR ACCOUNT BACK I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME.

I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH BACK TO MY OLD ACCOUNT. THE PROGENITOR.



Ya, fly like a G6.

i know what proginator is
i an't remember what i heard it from
but I remember it

THROWBACK CR3W. THE VINTAGE GAIA DAYS. EXCEPT TREE WAS AN OPPOSING ANTAGONIST IN THE STORY.

NOW FEATURING, VINTAGE TREE.



Isn't he adorable??

ill post again so you can post with out double posting TU

ok thanks.

The Unintelligible wrote:

THROWBACK CR3W. THE VINTAGE GAIA DAYS. EXCEPT TREE WAS AN OPPOSING ANTAGONIST IN THE STORY.

NOW FEATURING, VINTAGE TREE.



Isn't he adorable??

yep. I remember back in the day when EVERYONE had high functioning autism.

something something personoid. something something isonyx. something something lain's huge ego.

Something something down syndrome =/= high functioning autism.

The Unintelligible wrote:

something something personoid. something something isonyx. something something lain's huge ego.

Something something down syndrome =/= high functioning autism.

fucking lol.

Isonyx wrote:

fucking lol.

Ass burgers

something something unintelligible is god

The Unintelligible wrote:

something something unintelligible is god

something something slow cognitive development

something something b&

The Unintelligible wrote:

something something b&

Do it

hoo hoo hahaha