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Im a pickle

Summer time pickle, gherkin, yayyyyy!

I don't like pickles. My girlfriend eats them on her chicken sandwiches.. She smells super gross afterwards.

Pickles don't smell bad. Onions smell bad. Garlic smells bad. Pretty much Chinese and Mexican food will make your breath smell bad afterwards.

Oh god Vietnamese.



But not pickles. Mmm, pickles. Pickles are delicious.