Bacon.

The single godliest thing to be made from meat.

It has the power to influence my mind, and I love it so.

what do you think of the crunchy, chewy, greasy deliciousness?

I'm a fan. I used to prefer limp fatty bacon. But I now like more crunchy bacon.

It was a personal decision.

Its awesome. Its the master of all foods.
Don't want this potato? *sprinkles with bacon* Now you do.
Don't want this salad? *sprinkles with bacon* Now you do.
Though its also pretty terrible considering that a doughnut is a healthier choice.
I prefer it chewy, crunchy is less tasty and it just falls apart.
Jokes borrowed for Jim Gaffigan

C0FFINCASE wrote:

Its awesome. Its the master of all foods.
Don't want this potato? *sprinkles with bacon* Now you do.
Don't want this salad? *sprinkles with bacon* Now you do.
Though its also pretty terrible considering that a doughnut is a healthier choice.
I prefer it chewy, crunchy is less tasty and it just falls apart.
Jokes borrowed for Jim Gaffigan

Although, once you put bacon on a salad, it's no longer a salad.

It's a game of find the delicious bits in a forest of green stuff.
Joke borrowed from Jim Gaffigan

KSrocks: I cook mine so it's a combo.
Having some tonight.

Softer is definitely better than crunchy. That, way you can wrap it around things.

Rundeer wrote:

Softer is definitely better than crunchy. That, way you can wrap it around things.

Bacon wrapped bacon.

I heard if you put bacon bits on bacon, you can travel through time.

Oh. My. God.
Bacon is the meat of all meats. Bacon goes with EVERYTHING.
Bacon and eggs.
Ham wrapped in bacon.
Bacon wrapped bacon? *jizz*

~Fluxo

Kain wrote:

I heard if you put bacon bits on bacon, you can travel through time.

Bacon to bacon continuum of awesome epicness.

I get so pissed when they ration the bacon or put it at the end of the line. Then i have a plate of crap and no room for bacon.

Kain wrote:

Bacon wrapped bacon.

I heard if you put bacon bits on bacon, you can travel through time.

hmmmmmm.... i think i shall try this one.
bacon is godly i prefer it chewey but im not too keen on the fat. i just suck on the bacon XD

I prefer it more limp bacon, but not too fatty. Sometimes it gets too crunchy and it is not to my exact liking, in which case I still eat it and love it still, but not as much as I would have if it were perfect.

Bacon is good with syrup.
eL Tocino.

Bacon with beef franks & and brown sugar is actually amazing xD

Anyways it had to be the most amazing thing man created.

chowchig wrote:

Bacon with beef franks & and brown sugar is actually amazing xD

Anyways it had to be the most amazing thing man created.

I must agree with this one.
:'D

I. Don't. Like. Bacon. Anymore -.-

I love bacon so much!
THe crunchy kind.

I used to like it. But I'm vegetarian now.

Vegetarian bacon is good. It's called "I can't believe it's not bacon" haha.

Harajuku Queen wrote:

I. Don't. Like. Bacon. Anymore -.-

Is there some bad history between you and bacon?

Alucard wrote:

I used to like it. But I'm vegetarian now.

Vegetarian bacon is good. It's called "I can't believe it's not bacon" haha.

I can believe it's not bacon.
:eek: xD

Say no to bacon, and yes to a proper diet and exercise! (: -Slurps monster-

I love bacon especially when it is still crunchy and juicy

What the heck is with the internet and bacon? Seriously. Lol

In any case it's not the most amazing food in the world but it's pretty good I guess. I like turkey bacon.

Fcku, I've nvr eaten it. We dont get bacon out here in my locality.

the crunchy deliciousness of bacon,,mmm yummy

Onion wrote:

Is there some bad history between you and bacon?

I can believe it's not bacon.
:eek: xD

Not really. I just got tired of the greasy disgusting feeling I get afterwards.
Ugh.

Bacon just tasted amazing. I love it, I like mine kinda soft but not too soft.
I like having a egg sandwich with bacon that taste so good.

Harajuku Queen wrote:

Not really. I just got tired of the greasy disgusting feeling I get afterwards.
Ugh.

It always makes me want to take a shower. >,<

I cook and eat bacon all the time...

IT IS THE GOD OF ALL FOODS!

But i must agree with Blue... After I eat it, I must shower.

Just that weird feeling.

Bman wrote:

I cook and eat bacon all the time...

IT IS THE GOD OF ALL FOODS!

But i must agree with Blue... After I eat it, I must shower.

Just that weird feeling.

Did you know that burnt flesh smells like bacon?
hmm.
Ew.

Harajuku Queen wrote:

Did you know that burnt flesh smells like bacon?
hmm.
Ew.

Well....
I dont think im going to eat bacon anymore

i like turkey bacon. regular bacon just doesn't taste great in my opinion. not to mention its like one of the top 10 most unhealthy foods in the world

Bacons awesome. I would eat it every day for every meal

Scrubs wrote:

Lol bacons decent.
when i was in 3rd grde i got the microwavable
ones and they were soo greasy,but what bacon isn't?

The crummy kind.

The grease is half of what makes bacon so delicious.

Rundeer wrote:

The crummy kind.

The grease is half of what makes bacon so delicious.

Have you ever wanted to scrap up the grease from the pan that solidifies and eat it?

Because, uh, I haven't..y'know.

Also, bacon is best very crispy, slightly burnt.

*Point out graph below*

Meh, I don't eat it often, but when I do, I like it crunchy and thin.

I don't eat bacon that much. It's more of a treat to me.
I eat it every once in a while. I like it crunchy. ;D